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Flash news funny sms

2008-02-27T03:34:00.000-08:00

☻NEWSFLASH.. Police arrested 2 kids yesterday: 1 was drinking battery acid the other was eating fireworks.They charged one and let the one off.

☻*NEWSFLASH* An independant study has proven dat those who have a bad sex life & who are crap in bed are readin dis message in their right hand!

☻*NEWSFLASH* A woman was found dead in her home 2day!She was discoverd in her bath tub which was filled with milk & conflakes.the police suspect a cerial killer!

☻*NEWSFLASH* Police r lookin 4 a suspect whos smart sexy witty & very gorgeous- they've already eliminated u from the enquiry (where do you think i shood hide?)

☻NEWFLASH tell all ur female m8s dat u can get 1000 tampons for £1.No strings attacthed but 4 limited period.Its a bloody good deal!

wife and husband sms jokes

2008-02-14T05:11:00.000-08:00

Wife- i will die. Husband- i will also die. Wife- Why do you want 2 die? hosband- bcoz ma itni khushi bardasht nahi kar sakta:!

doctor and girl funny sms

2008-02-14T05:10:00.001-08:00

irls.doctor mai apne jub hi kaprey otarti ho tu mujeh boht uljhan hoti hai kiya aap kw pass is ka elaaj hai
doctor.yes mai light off karat ho tum kaprey uttaro.
girl.yes doctor mai ne kaprey uttar diye hai per esse kaha rakho.
doctor. yaha tabel per jaha mere rakhey hoi hai.

funny fact

2008-02-14T05:09:00.001-08:00

PHILOSOPHY : small things hurt a lot
Example : u can sit on a mountain but not on a pin...

girl before and after marriage

2008-02-14T05:08:00.002-08:00

Girls before marriage look like barbi Doll
After mariage beautiful Doll
After 1 year nice Doll
After 2 Years only Doll
& After 3 Years panaDoll

girl before and after marriage

2008-02-14T05:08:00.001-08:00

Girls before marriage look like barbi Doll
After mariage beautiful Doll
After 1 year nice Doll
After 2 Years only Doll
& After 3 Years panaDoll

funny sms

2008-02-14T05:07:00.000-08:00

Man said to God : Why did you make women so beautiful?
God said to man : So that you will love them.
Man said to God : But why did you make them so dumb?
God said to man : So that they will love you.

eacher: "I killed a person" convert this sentence into future tense.
Student: The future tense is "You will go to jail".

Son: Dad, what is an idiot?
Dad: An idiot is a person who tries to explain his ideas in such a strange and long way that another person who is listening to him can't understand him. Do you understand me?
Son: No.

husband replies in a funny way

2008-02-14T05:06:00.000-08:00

Wife asked his husband how many women he had slept with.
Husband proudly replies, only you darling, with others I was awake!!

FUNNY hindi sms jokes

2008-02-14T05:05:00.001-08:00

Ramlal, Bagwan say.
Bahgwan mujhy dukh de,dard de,tension de, mujay pagal banady mery pachey kutty laga de.Bahgwan bat kat ker aby sale ek line mein kiyon nahee bolta tuj ko biwi chaie.

ecretary to Boss : sir aap mujhay 500 rupey day sakte hein main aapko kal dey doongi?
Boss : yeh lo 1000 Rupay, abhi dey do ;)

Subjiwala: madam ye 500 ka
note blouse se nikala hai kya?
Madam: hann par kaise laga?
Subjiwala: gandhiji ka muh
abhi bhi khula hua hai!

wife and husband sms jokes

2008-02-14T05:04:00.001-08:00

Husband aur wife hotel me gaye tabhi 1 lady ne
Hello kiya,
Wife- koun thi wo?
Hus-Tum dimag kharab mat karo, main pehle hi pareshan hu ki woh bhi Yehi puchegi.

Wife: Kya kar rahe ho?
Man: Makkhiya maar rha hu.
Wife: Kitni mari?
Man: 3 male aur 2 female.
Wife: Kaise malum?
Man: Kyonki 3 daru ki botal se chipki thi or 2 phone se...

teacher

2008-02-14T05:03:00.000-08:00

When i Die , bury me deep
Ten feet down fast as leep
Place my Maths book on my head
Tell my teacher that i am dead
place my geography book on my chest
Tell my teacher how i am at rest
Place my physics in my right hand
Tell my teacher nothing i understand
place my english book on my left
Tell my teacher i tried my best
Also tell my teachers not to cry
For they are those who made me die.

mallika sherawat jokes

2008-02-14T05:02:00.000-08:00

Aap main Aur Malaika sherawat main kiya fark hey?
color? no. Pesa? no. daish? no. phir kiya hey. janab woh utne kapre ka kastoom bana leti he jitna aap naak saf karne k liye istamal karte ho.

russians vs americans vs INDIANS

2008-02-14T05:01:00.000-08:00

Russians dugg 100
meters and found
copper cable and said
that they had
telephones 500 years ago
Americans dugg 200
meters and found
optical fibre and said
they had internet
facility 1000 years ago.
indians dugg 1000
meters and didnt find
anything and said that
we had wireless
technology 2000 years ago

boy and girl funny sms

2008-02-14T05:00:00.002-08:00

Boy 2 girl - kya tum mere sath dance karogi.
Girl reply - me bacche ke sath dance nahi karti.
Boy - Sorry mujhe pata nahi tha ki tum pregnent ho.

Common Dialougs

2008-02-14T05:00:00.001-08:00

Common Dialoug om exams & 1st wedding night-
"Kaisa Hua"??
"Acha Hua, thoda bada tha, thoda chooth gaya, aata tha per thik se hua nahi!!

biwi

2008-02-14T04:59:00.001-08:00

eik aadmi aadi raat ko apni moti biwi say yeh sisak sisak k marna theak hai ya eik dum.(BIWI)eik dum.(AaDMI)to apni dusri tang b mujh per rakh do.

girls 1970 vs 2008

2008-02-14T04:58:00.001-08:00

GIRLS 1970: Jia beqraar hai aai bahar hai, aa ja moray baalma taira intzar hai
GIRLS 2006: Jia beqraar hai aai bahar hai, aa ja moray baalma WERNA DOSRA TIYAR HAI.

SARDAR and A TEACHER

2008-02-14T04:57:00.000-08:00

Teacher:Oxygen is must for Breathing . It was discovered in 1773.
Sardar:Thank God I was born after that .
Pehla Paida hota to mar hi jata .

wife and husband funny sms jokes

2008-02-14T04:56:00.000-08:00

wife - suniye kya aap kitchen se garam masala la kar aayenge
husband - magar yahan to nahin hai
wife-- mujha pata tha tumha nahin mila ge is liya main pehla se la aaye baghwan !!!!!!!!!

hindi/urdu SMS jokes

2008-02-14T04:55:00.000-08:00

aik din aik larke na apne mummy ko dekha aur kehne laga dekho mummu aik hath chor kar cycle chala raha hooon thodi daar ke bad wo dubara wahan se guzra aur kehna laga dekho mummy main do hath choor kar cycle chala raha hoon thode daar ke baad wo dobara wahan se guzra aur kehne laga dekho mummy main do dantoon ke baghar cycle chala raha hoon

GIRLS 1970: Jia beqraar hai aai bahar hai, aa ja moray baalma taira intzar hai
GIRLS 2006: Jia beqraar hai aai bahar hai, aa ja moray baalma WERNA DOSRA TIYAR HAI...

hindi sms jokes

2008-02-14T04:54:00.001-08:00

Bahu: Maan ji, yeh abhi tak nahin aaye, kahin kisi dusri ladki ke saath...
Saas: Arey kalmuhi, tu hamesha ulta kyun sochti hai? Aisa bhi to ho sakta hai ki kisi truck ke neeche aa gaya ho

funny jokes

2008-02-14T04:53:00.001-08:00

An old to Doc: Doc, I think I'm getting senile. Several times lately, I have forgotten to zip up.
Doc: That's not senility. Senility is when you forget to zip down.

People who do lots of work.make lots of mistakes,
People who do less work.make less mistakes,
People who do no work.make no mistakes,
People who make no mistakes.get promoted.

mom and son jokes

2008-02-14T04:52:00.001-08:00

A boy goes to see a cabare dance. His mom gets angry & asks him: Did u see anything there that u were not supposed to see?
Boy: Yes, I saw dad.

2008-02-14T04:51:00.001-08:00

Ek ladka ek ladki k saath baitha tha. 2nd day doosri ladki k saath deha gaya. 3rd day koi aur ladki thi. 4th day kisi nayi ladki ke saath tha
Moral: Ladkiyan badal jaati hain, ladke nahin badalte

FUNNY MORAL SMS jokes

2008-02-14T04:50:00.000-08:00

A story with moral
My girlfriend called me to her house one day. I went there & found her sister alone in the house. She was unbelievably sexythan my GF. She whispered in my ear, "I have feelings for you, make love to me once" I turned around & walked to thefront door towards my car. Amazingly I found my GF standing there & she hugged me & said, "U have won my trust."
Moral:
Its always better to keep the CuNDuMS in the car & not in the wallet!!

funy hindi jokes sms

2008-02-14T04:49:00.000-08:00

Gal: Is dress ka kya price hai?
Shopkeeper: Sirf 5 kiss.
Girl: Aur us dress ka?
Shopkeeper: 10 kiss.
Girl: Dono dress pack kar do, bill dadi dengi.

Mom: Beti badi ho kar kya karogi?
Beti: Kuch nahin... Maan banungi, padhungi, shaadi karungi... aur kya?
Mom: Jo karna hai karo par zara serial order mein karna.

funny SMS jokes

2008-02-14T04:48:00.000-08:00

Last nite i had a dream abt U...
I saw tht v both were gettig married on the same day...
Ur wife was beautiful but mine is not...
I asked GOD:
Why it is so???
GOD replied:
"BALANCE OF NATURE"...!!!

A Chinese man took his pregnant wife to the hospital tp deliver...
The wife however gave birth to a black baby. The Chinese man who was shocked named him: SOME TIN WONG....

funy hindi jokes sms

2008-02-14T04:47:00.000-08:00

Air hostess: Aap 1 gante me 4bar toilet gaye! R U OK? Kya aap ko chein nahi hai? SARDAR: 'Chain' hai par khulti nahi hai!!!

AASMAN ME TUM HO,ZAMIN PE TUM HO,HAWA ME TUM HO,JAHA BHI DEKHO TUM HI
TUM HO.
DOMEX WALI AUNTY SAHI KEHTI HAI
"KITAANU" HAR JAGAH HOTE HAI.....

Man:Dr Mujhe normal potti nahi aati,Chawal khaya to chawal nikle,Roti khayi to roti,normal k liye kya karu,Dr:PoTTI KHA!!!!

FUNNY FACTS sms

2008-02-14T04:46:00.000-08:00

In our life time 6 things can come at any time:
1.love
2.friendship
3.money
4.death
5.illness
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6.susu: isliye karke sona .good night

wife and husband fun

2008-02-14T04:22:00.000-08:00

Wife: Darling today is our anniversary, what should we do?
Husband: Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes..!!